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Courting controversy: Nightmare

Tuesday, 7 September, 2010

Nightmare (1981)


An exceptionally gory entry in the slasher movie genre, Nightmare was one of many films banned under the legendary 1984 Video Recording Act. Dave takes a look back…

Romano Scavolini’s 1981 film Nightmare (also known as Nightmare In A Damaged Brain, Schizo and the much less scary sounding Blood Splash) follows a formula that would be (and had been) oft imitated: a killer escapes to return to his childhood home, leaving a trail of devastation behind him and laying waste to the current inhabitants.

The film focuses on a mental patient, George Tatum, who suffered a childhood trauma and whose doctors have been heavily dosing him with drugs to keep his dreams under control. Thankfully, the drugs do, indeed, work and the doctors are all pretty much excited about their success, turning a psychopath into a fully functioning member of society. However, George isn’t fully functioning at all. In fact, he’s still a bit of a crazy person.

As soon as he’s released, he does the first thing anyone would do and goes to a peepshow where we’re presented with the very important scenes of a woman gyrating, thrusting her naked breasts at the camera and being all sexually appealing. Leaving this tawdry procession, George is lured in by a most unalluring woman and gets involved in some phone sex, watching her through a plexiglass window whilst she pleasures herself really quite enthusiastically.

Such scenes drive George slightly manic and reduce him to a frothy mouthed state. This is what women do to you, people! Beware their scantily clad bodies.

George continues his little road trip back to his home in Florida, stopping off at a bar, before dropping in on a woman in a bath towel in order to slit her throat. All this whilst he remembers the torment that his father suffered at the hands of a dominatrix all those years ago.

When we’re not following George and his trail of terror, we’re in his old house where many domestic things seem to be happening. A teenage girl who bears an uncanny resemblance to a Brady Bunch girl is babysitting two tearaway children (no Super Nanny in sight.) After they play one trick too many on her, the babysitter leaves. Susan, the mother, isn’t too happy about their behaviour, so she decides to put the house up for sale. (That’ll teach the kids.)

Inspecting the pictures that they’ve just taken with her partner, they see that there’s a man in the house. Realising that the only two adults are actually outside the house staring at the Polaroids, they bound up the stairs ready to confront him. Together, Susan and Bob investigate two rooms and come to the conclusion that it’s the emulsion in the instant film causing the image of a man to appear, even referencing the film Blow Up (about a photographer who sees a murder in a photo and becomes obsessed with it).

Of course, had they bothered to look in more rooms, or stand still and be quiet for a moment, they would have heard George’s rather heavy and laboured breathing coming from the room. In fact, if they’d have just looked around, they’d have a found him stood behind the door that was more than just ajar. Thankfully, George is practically ninja stealthy and the couple decide to go to the beach.

Tearaway child and son of Susan, CJ, is convinced he’s seen his stalker (George) whilst the family are having fun and frolicking at the beach. Despite the weird photo event, Susan isn’t convinced and is growing tired of her son’s overactive imagination.

Thankfully, his stepfather is more rational, choosing to deliver one of those incredibly patronising speeches that begins with “Hey, partner” and includes phrases like “You’re kind of like the man of the house.” This is as close as we get to character development in the whole film. Soon enough, however, it’s time for the family to pack up and go home, all happy and relieved that their lives are all house sales and beaches.

Things don’t stay cheery for long, as George starts to terrorise the residents of his old house by making some rather dodgy phone calls and driving the mother to light a cigarette in bed.

Realising the error of his ways, George finally contacts his doctor and starts to spill all his secrets, asking for pills and saying he’s been doing bad things, before he has a moment and goes frothy in the mouth. His psychiatrist tries to talk sense to him, but George isn’t listening, as he’s too busy in the throes of yet another seizure.

Thankfully, the police are on the case. They’re using a computer that can display eight lines of text at about 15 letters a line. Thank God computer technology has moved on. At least the police officer is making an attempt at typing and not just mashing his fingers randomly on the keyboard.

They’re shocked to discover that George has been leaving a trail of destruction as he is heading home.

Once home, George moves from killing young women to killing a small boy (off screen in the UK version from Anchor Bay’s Box of the Banned). This is enough to spark a full-scale investigation. In one of the most interestingly constructed shots, we’re subjected to a detective grilling CJ whilst his dead friend is on a gurney surrounded by police and ambulance men. It has the feel of a reality cop show, seemingly shot in a single take with a variety of apparently handheld camera angles used. The cop is adamant that CJ knows something, but CJ is pretty sure he doesn’t.

The next day, CJ returns home to find George also there (he’s sneaked in and is going through rooms and underwear drawers). George hides, nearly giving himself away when he drops his tablets all over the carpet. It’s okay, though. CJ tidies them up and answers the phone, giving George ample time to call the other house phone and warn CJ of the dangers ahead.

Finally, the doctor and his two colleagues, one of whom announces, “He’s out there killing people, and we can’t have that,” (which should have been the tagline for the poster) arrive in Daytona Beach, piecing together the puzzle as to why George is going there. (For reasons that don’t make sense, his doctor of the past year who has put all his efforts into George’s recovery doesn’t know about these aspects of George’s past.)

Oh yes, there hasn’t been much in the way of actual sex in the film so far, so we’re treated to Cathy, the babysitter, watching a film when her Joe, the boyfriend, sneaks up on her, surprising her. Whilst the kids sleep, she’s carried through the house in her pants and a t-shirt until she and her bloke end up on the floor, getting all down and dirty whilst the most bizarre jazz-style music plays in the background.

Whilst she gets a shower and her bloke has a cigarette, George strikes, garrotting the bloke and dragging him out of sight. The babysitter sees George, except she thinks that the six foot tall strapping man is actually the nine-year-old CJ. George bludgeons her to death (a punishment for her stupidity, I’m guessing) before walking through the house slowly to kill the children. Thankfully, CJ is a bit wily and manages to find a gun, shooting George in the stomach.

Running in terror, the others leave poor CJ to deal with the predictably still alive George. Thankfully, CJ can handle a shotgun with the same skill as he handled the handgun. Never before have you seen a child wield projectile weapons so professionally.

As the film ends, we discover little George climbing the stairs, interspersed with shots of his father being tied up and dominated. Little George misinterprets this act completely, leading him to kill for the very first time. He decapitates the woman, sending her head flying into the air and her body to the floor before burying the axe in the skull of his own father. So begins a descent into the madness and a journey into terror.

As the film draws to a close, there’s screaming and death, whilst CJ, in a police car, gives a little wink and a smile to the camera in a nod to the blood spattered beginning of George and his nightmares.

So, random female nudity, gory, senseless violence, terrorised victims who are mainly female. Who says that these video nasties are exploitative?

As one of the many films banned under the infamous Video Recording Act of 1984, this wasn’t the first time that the film would embracenoteriety. A video trade magazine reported that in 1981 the video distributors, World of Video 2000 ,had carried out a publicity stunt that saw them with a brain in a jar outside a local hospital as part of a “Guess the Weight of the Human Brain” competition. Eventually, police would be called upon to seize the brain, but I’m guessing it made interesting viewing. To think that in modern times we have to put up with Twilight being used to advertise a new range of cars!

Nightmare wasn’t even initially banned in the UK, with the film receiving an X certificate, though the censors saw fit to remove four minutes of its more disturbing scenes. However, the lack of certification in the video market meant that, as with many other examples of video nasties, the film was available to anyone with the new-fangled home video system and the money to rent the video from the local, independent video rental shop. Such easy access would lead James Ferman, secretary of the British Board of Film Censors, to suggest that such films could be “viewed over and over again by people teetering on the brink of using material in the wrong way”.

This isn’t to say that there were no instruments of authority to govern the world of film. There were many acts that could be used against cinema and it had been the job of the British Board of Film Censors from 1912 onwards to navigate the treacherous waters of morality. A demonstration of this can be found in John Martin’s Seduction Of The Gullible in which he comments that the Vagrancy Laws of 1824 and 1838 were both used to control ‘disorderly houses’ and could be used against cinemas showing material of an unsavoury nature. This law would be used in the 60s and 70s by Mary Whitehouse as she sought to prevent films being shown.

Of course, the disadvantage of so many laws was that no single law held all of the power. The Obscene Publications Act was expanded in 1977 to include cinemas and used the basis that an article is obscene if it depraves and corrupts those who may be influenced by it. Whilst focused on the cinema, it wouldn’t take too much of a stretch for the OPA to be applied to home video as well, in the same way that it had previously been applied to other media (most famously Lady Chatterley’s Lover and would later be applied to online slash fiction in the form of Girls (Scream) Aloud, both of which would be found not guilty).

It’s easy to see how authority figures during the 80s could believe that a film like Nightmare could potentially ‘deprave and corrupt’. With a rather tawdry portrayal of women (with the exception of Susan, the majority of the women in the film are sex workers or the target of sexual advances), Nightmare presents the idea that women are ‘evil’ participants in sordid activities and that George is ‘right’ to punish them for what happened to him as a child.

Whilst the film ends with the demise of ‘bad guy,’ it sets up the idea that CJ may follow in George’s footsteps. Like father, like son.

However, such assumptions of the influence film requires us to make assumptions about the viewing audience and their susceptibility to the footage they view. Most of the audience would likely be regular folk with regular jobs wanting to consume a medium that they didn’t take seriously.

Children that experienced video nasties were more interested in the gore than in the underlying moral message (or was that just me?) Yes, they may have been scared by the image, but the onus should have been on the parents to regulate the viewing, not on state legislature. Thank God that the people of England now live in a state where parents are trusted to bring up their own children.

With the introduction of the Video Recording Act, the hope was to stem the flow of the more corrupting films entering the relatively unregulated home video market. This video found itself added to the ban list, making it illegal to provide copies for rental or retail.

The owners of the aforementioned World of Video 2000, a company by the name of April Electronics managed by David Hamilton-Grant, Malcolm Fancey and Roger Morley, were placed on trial for distributing this and other titles. Eventually, Hamilton-Grant would be sentenced to eighteen months in prison for distributing the film, later reduced to twelve months with six suspended.

Nightmare epitomises the lower end of horror films of the 1980s. It’s the type of film that was watched, as were many of the video nasties, for the violent bloodbath and scenes of over-the-top gore, ignoring the various plot holes and inadequacies of the source material. As an example of the slasher genre to which it firmly belongs, it doesn’t have the creativity (or the budget or production values) of the 1978 Halloween.

Nightmare exploits practically every female character that appears on screen. Obviously, the targets of Tatum’s fury, no doubt, fuelled the fury of firebrands such as Mary Whitehouse on her quest to quell the uprising of the great unwashed, incapable of deciding for themselves what was right and what was wrong.

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Skeletons review

Sunday, 5 September, 2010

Skeletons


Mark checks out the supernatural indie flick Skeletons, and finds a film that could be a British answer to Inception…

Earlier in the year, I reported back on Toy Story 3 from the UK premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. I was too skint to fork out for more than one night’s accommodation and so missed out on some of the other great films showing at the festival.

This leaves me scrambling through the rest of 2010 to catch up with The Illusionist, The People Vs George Lucas and Jackboots On Whitehall. Another film I missed, Skeletons, went on to win the Michael Powell Award for Best New British Film, so I definitely had to seek it out once its limited release in cinemas nationwide finally arrived.

I knew a little about it before going in, but found my attention diverted by two things I hadn’t anticipated. Firstly, that one of its players, Andrew Buckley, could feasibly be me in twenty years’ time, if appearance is anything to go by. So, that was distracting, but secondly, I saw this almost as Britain’s answer to Inception.

Skeletons is all about Davis and Bennett, who are exorcists of an unusual sort. The skeletons of the title are basically ‘skeletons in the closet’, and our heroes specialise in exhuming the nasty secrets and memories of their clients.

The clientele are usually betrothed couples looking to share all of their secrets with each other before embarking upon a life together, and the pair are assigned to delve into various people’s minds across the English countryside by the moustachioed Colonel.

So, like Inception, we find the pair as they’re assigned their biggest job, in this case, solving the mystery of a missing father who’s been gone for seven years, presumed dead. Furthermore, the job is put at risk by the brains of the operation, Davis, delving into his own memories and spending quality time with his personal demons.

Yeah, I know Christopher Nolan is British anyway, but the comparison is intended to be a compliment. We’re basically looking at Inception with fewer CG effects, but with more of a sense of humour about itself.

There’s a hint of the same sense of emotional baggage that comes with traversing the mindscapes of others, but more notably, Skeletons has a remarkable quirkiness that just makes it very watchable.

One of the offbeat choices that interested me was in how Davis and Bennett get around the countryside. Namely, they walk. Although Jason Isaacs pops up every now and then as The Colonel to suggest that there is a wider organisation involved in skeleton clearing, there’s no company car. No Mystery Machine or Torchwood SUV or ECTO-1. Just two men walking across country to carry out their strange line of work.

They catch a train to the big job, almost to attribute the sense of a huge opportunity to it, but the walking around middle England really conveys how isolated they are, whether there are other people in their occupation or not. There are also terrific performances by Ed Gaughan as Davis and Andrew Buckley as Bennett, the brains and the heart of the operation, respectively.

It’s also worth mentioning Tuppence Middleton’s performance, because I saw her a year ago in British teen slasher flick Tormented, liked her, and then promptly forgot about her. I blame that film, not the actress. She’s more striking here in a soft spoken role as the daughter of the missing man, who might just know more than she’s telling our protagonists.

Nick Whitfield’s script deals more in memories than in dreams, and his direction captures the milky and sometimes hazy properties of the memory through cinematography rather than the visual spectacle of the blockbuster counterpart that’s still playing in more cinemas than this. His efforts, together with the great cast, make Skeletons a marvellous supernatural drama that I’m glad I hunted down.

It’s very leisurely in pace and execution, but it’s not complacent. It gives us characters to latch onto, a strong story to follow, and Jason Isaacs stealing every scene he’s in, as ever. It really rewards the effort you make to catch it in cinemas by maximising the entertainment value of what’s an apparently modest effort.

It’s funny and clever and poignant, but because it’s not really multiplex fare, it’s almost been buried in the closet by its scant UK cinema distribution, like so many secrets in the film itself.

But, sooner or later, Skeletons will be out on DVD for everyone to enjoy, so when that day comes, make sure you go and dig it out.

4 stars

The American review

Thursday, 2 September, 2010

The American


George Clooney stars as a brooding assassin in Anton Corbijn’s slow burning thriller, The American. Here’s Ron’s review…

George Clooney has locked onto a certain career path. Given that he’s gray and in his 50s, he’s taking on a lot of roles where, well, he’s a man at a crossroads. Maybe he’s a businessman who realizes that he’s spent his lonely life on the road and now wants a family. Maybe he’s a career criminal whose brother breaks him out of jail to kill vampires and kidnap Harvey Keitel and steal his RV, only to realize that he wants a family.

Once again, George Clooney gets to play out his real life midlife crisis on screen in The American, only this time he gets to bed a beautiful Italian woman and drink a whole lot of watered-down espresso. Kind of like what he does every day, except this time George plays Jack/Edward, a multi-pseudonymous American assassin/secret agent kind of guy who is on the run from some Swedes who want to kill him.

Turning to an old handler/contact named Pavel (Johan Leysen), Jack finds himself hiding out in Italy, where he takes one last job to finance his retirement. Thus unfolds the web of intrigue as Jack procures a weapon for female assassin, Mathilde (Thekla Reuten), at Pavel’s request, all the while dodging men who want to kill him and suspecting everyone around him of potential threat, including the beautiful Italian prostitute he falls in love with, Clara (Violante Placido).

The American sounds like a no holds barred, kick-ass action thriller, right? Actually, it’s not. It’s actually a character study of a haunted and lonely man who wants nothing more than a way out, but finds himself constantly on the run from his past, in both literal and metaphorical senses.

George Clooney doesn’t have to say a lot in this movie. His brooding, haunted face does all the heavy lifting. In fact, no one in The American says a whole lot. Sometimes, bits of less than meaningful conversation are held off-screen, merely to be implied by the viewer.

The movie relies heavily on beautiful Italian scenery, the faces of the actors, body language, and brief outbursts of violence to communicate with the audience. In that sense, it’s very similar to a samurai film or spaghetti western (and indeed, one of Sergio Leone’s classics plays on the TV in a bar). It’s also one of the hardest things for an actor to pull off, and Clooney’s command of his facial expressions and body language is very impressive. He says so much with just the quirky tilt of a brow or a tightening of his jaw that words are unnecessary.

This movie is as tight as a drum. There’s not a single wasted shot in the whole of the film’s 95 minutes. The musical cues are very subtle, when they’re present. Director Anton Corbijn laces this movie together like the teeth of a clock, or like the winding narrow streets, courtyards, and corridors of the Italian hillside village where Clooney’s haunted assassin tries his damnedest to run from the people on his tail.

Every word of dialog in Rowan Joffe’s script, however terse, is loaded with meaning and conveys something. It all fits together, and to pay attention is to be rewarded.

Fortunately, Corbijn is a director that has no difficulty guiding the viewer’s eyes to the proper places, thanks to some wonderful shot framing from Corbijn and cinematographer Martin Ruhe. This is a beautiful movie, taking full advantage of the natural beauty of the Italian countryside, a film whose construction is as intricate as the plot, which is as simple and familiar as it is ethereal and potent.

While the movie isn’t for everyone, it’s an excellent film. To put it bluntly, the movie rewards viewers for being as paranoid as the main character, and that sense of danger lurking around every corner, of long stretches of silence broken up by the forceful assembly of an assault rifle or the sputtering backfire of a Vespa, is what really carries the movie through to the climax.

I just hope that most of the audience can make it that far, since there are no 10-minute car chases, special effects, or machine gun battles. There’s just brilliant performances to behold and impeccable craftsmanship on display.

4 stars

US correspondent Ron Hogan is The American. That’s why he’s the US correspondent, not the Swaziland correspondent. That’d make him The African. Find more by Ron at his blog, Subtle Bluntness, and daily at Shaktronics and PopFi.

Celebrating the music of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

Wednesday, 1 September, 2010

The music of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World


A film packed with plenty of solid tunes as well as pop culture references, we celebrate the eclectic soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World…

The recipient of two excellent four star reviews on this very site, courtesy of Michael and James, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is, without doubt, the geekiest film of the year. And while it’s not a film without faults, it’s as close to a perfect an adaptation of the source as I could have hoped for.

I had a lot of fun with the film and it blended everything I’m geeky about in a 110 minute film. Given the nature of my weekly column, it’s no surprise that music, and specifically movie music, is something I’m quite passionate about and, as more news about the soundtrack surfaced, I got more and more excited.

The wait for the UK release of the soundtrack was rather excruciating, but it was worth it. I attempted, at a stage, to hold off listening to the soundtracks until I had seen the film, but temptation got the better of me. Listening to material without the context of the picture it accompanies can be a little jarring, but that’s not the case here. The soundtrack plays out like a very strong, near perfect mix tape. This is hardly a surprise, since the books themselves featured suggested listening by O’Malley, some of which make their way on to the soundtrack.

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World boasts some of the finest uses of music I’ve heard for a long time and below are my thoughts on the elements that make up the soundtrack and why I think it’s so successful. As a word of warning ,there’ll be some mild spoilers below, so if you haven’t seen the film or read the comic books, please don’t read any further ,as I would hate to ruin anything for you.

Fictional Bands

The bands that feature in Scott Pilgrim play such a huge part to the story it was essential that they were believable and, most importantly, good. I’m pleased that the bands featured here are the finest collection of fictional bands seen in a film since Du Jour and The Pussycats from Josie And The Pussycats. The bands are as close to perfection, both in terms of aesthetic and music, as I could have hoped for. Perhaps what’s most impressive is the fact that the actors portraying the various band members performed and recorded the material and were coached by Sloane’s Chris Murphy.

Beck’s Sex Bob-Omb inclusions recall his early lo-fi roots and also remind me of bands such as The Hot Snakes and Times New Viking, the latter of which were reportedly in the running to bring the fictional bands music to life.

As much as I like TNV’s material, what Beck has done here is really quite brilliant and I can’t imagine it being bettered. Apparently, Beck produced a whole load of material that wasn’t used in the film and I, for one, am hoping that it sees the light of day in the not too distant future, especially if the quality of the tracks included here are anything to go by. And what’s particularly impressive is the fact that the material was produced in 72 hours, including Ramona, which is more reminiscent of his output in his Sea Change era. It’s interesting to have Beck’s original recordings feature on the soundtrack alongside the actors’ versions, as a source of comparison.

Equally as impressive is Kevin Drew and Brendan Canning of Broken Social Scene’s contributions for Crash and the Boys. Reading the comics, I kind of imagined them as a sort of a cross between the Ramones and Minutemen on speed, with some Black Flag thrown in for good measure, and there’s certainly a sense of that here. Hilariously brief, but absolutely brilliant, their contributions for Crash and the Boys are almost unrecognisable from their epic pop sensibilities that typify their output.

In terms of successfully bringing a band from page to screen, I think Metric’s Black Sheep is the closest to what I imagined any of the bands would sound. Metric’s front woman, Emily Haines, is reported to have been the basis for Envy Adam’s wardrobe in the film and, indeed, the band were O’Malley’s inspiration for Clash at Demonhead.

The lyrics to Black Sheep fit perfectly with the situation portrayed in the film and I would have loved to see it performed in its entirety, as Brie Larson’s version was very good, which is understandable, given her musical background.

It’s a shame that Larson’s version isn’t on the soundtrack. (If anyone knows a legal way which I can get my hands on a copy of this version of the track, I’d very much like to know.)

Sourced material

Not only are the sourced songs that feature in the film excellent, but all of them are absolutely appropriate for the scenes they accompany, both lyrically and musically. My favourite examples of these are T-Rex’s Teenage Dream accompanying the scene where Scott dumps Knives and Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones playing as Gideon drives away with Ramona.

Another Broken Social Scene addition is the achingly beautiful Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl, which features Metric’s Emily Haines on vocals, and has been a favourite of mine since I got my hands on You Forgot It In People a few years ago. The snippet of Anthems that is heard is very brief, but the context in which it was used brought a tear to my eye. A beautiful song to accompany an equally beautiful moment in the film.

One of my favourite songs in the film, sadly, doesn’t appear on the soundtrack. Toronto natives Holy Fuck’s Latin is a tremendous song containing an interesting mix of rhythms and electronic tinged post rock that frequently flirts with insanity. If you’re unfamiliar with the band, I’d highly recommend you check them out, as they’re rather excellent.

Also, I think I noticed the Queen snippet. I’m not a huge Queen fan, so I could be wrong, but it sounded like a bit of music from Flash Gordon played when Gideon flashed his ring (steady!).

In addition to the highlights above, excellent additions from Frank Black, Beachwood Sparks, Black Lips, Plumtree, The Bluetones and Blood Red Shoes round off an excellent collection of music.

This is truly a collection of songs that serve the film and it’s a proper soundtrack album, not a collection of songs inspired by the film.

It really is a treat to have a collection of songs work as a standalone listen, with each song complimenting the next whilst appearing in mostly the same order as they do in the film. It’s clear that a lot of care and attention was paid to the chosing and, as such, none of the inclusions are superfluous to requirements.

The Score

Godrich’s score is as strong and as varied as the soundtrack album to accompany the film. There’s chiptune present and correct with an 8-bit variation on Jerry Goldsmith’s Universal theme tune, which perfectly sets the tone for the film. After that, there’s a slow build with some beautiful tracks that sound like Sigur R

The Deep episode 5 finale: The Last Breath review

Wednesday, 1 September, 2010

The Deep: The Last Breath


Mark unleashes a spread of torpedoes at the final part of The Deep as the sub drama series finishes with The Last Breath…

I’ve been critical of this series before, but little could prepare me for how abysmally bad the fifth and final story, The Last Breath, was.

The third and fourth parts hadn’t been too bad, especially the one of those not written by the show’s creator. But any semblance of continuity, or even logic, got thrown out of the nearest hatch pretty early on.

It started well enough, with a nice twist where the meek survey station operator Hatsuto turned out to be an oil company agent, but from there the plot and performances sank to the oceanic depths.

The wholly predictable reappearance of Clem, not dead, only then to kill him off in a scene where everyone does something remarkably stupid, was ridiculous. Clem attacks Stas, one of the people on the Volos that could help him, then Vincent alerts Raymond to Clem’s attack allowing him to shoot Clem, and then Captain Zubov operates a weapon that killed most of his crew without any idea in what direction it’s currently pointing.

The collective stupidity of this scene was shocking, but it didn’t really resolve how Vincent was still alive after being heavily irradiated, or how Clem got out of the mini sub, pressurised for the abyssal trench, without exploding or at least dying of decompression sickness.

I’m not even going to grace the mind numbingly dumb elements that followed this, where the naff design of the Orpheus colluded to nearly kill all of those onboard, because by then, I’d concluded that the writer had no idea how to end this narrative without stitching things together in a totally unnatural and disjointed way.

The worst examples of this revolved around Svetlana. I had to watch her scenes through at least three times before I had any idea of what happened to her, and it still didn’t make much sense. She dragged an air bottle (I assume it was air) to the Volos moon pool to find that mini sub Lurch wasn’t there any longer, and the next time we see her, she’s in the Russian mini sub dying under the ice!

Well, the Russian mini sub wasn’t in the moon pool in any of the earlier shots, and what was the point of having her escape to then expire? That meant nobody ever knew what happened on the Volos, or even why it exploded. She might as well have died on the Volos and they could have saved the entire

Cemetery Junction: a film that deserves more love?

Tuesday, 24 August, 2010

Cemetery Junction Blu-ray


As Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant’s Cemetery Junction arrives on DVD and Blu-ray, is it time to give the film a bit more of the recognition it deserved?

You probably know this bit, so I’ll do it quickly. But when Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant decided to embark on their first feature film together, they opted not to go down the comedic route that many would have expected of them. Instead, even though the screenplay they ultimately settled on for Cemetery Junction wasn’t shy of funny lines, they opted for a British feelgood drama.

Thus, as they point out amongst the extras on the new DVD and Blu-ray release of the movie, this is the kind of thing that American cinema can do well. So, why can’t Britain have a go?

Well, have a go they duly did. So, Gervais and Merchant assembled an impressive cast – Ralph Fiennes, Emily Watson, Gervais himself and Matthew Goode – and promptly gave them all the supporting, less showy roles.

Instead, front and centre was a relatively unknown collection of actors led by the terrific Christian Cooke, and he’s joined by the equally strong trio of Jack Doolan, Tom Hughes and Felicity Jones. The film is grounded around them (and they work well together, with an anecdote on the disc extras offering an insight as to why), giving space to let the more experienced thesps make the most of their smaller roles, without having to do the heavy lifting.

In short, Gervais and Merchant took the harder route. They avoided any extension of The Office or Extras, and tried something new. They were rewarded too with some good reviews. Yet, what they didn’t get was the box office they deserved. For while Cemetery Junction took in a solid

The Thing 1982 BluRay 720p x264 DTS WiKi

Sunday, 22 August, 2010

NFO IMDb Category: Movies / Blu-ray Release Date: 08/22/10 Video Format: x264 Size: 4.37 GB Language: English Audio Format: DTS Additional Info: Scientists in the Antarctic are confronted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of the people that it kills. Premium Archives

The films you need to see twice to wrap your head around

Thursday, 19 August, 2010

Films you'll need to see at least twice


Some movies simply demand repeat viewings, and a second watch often reveals new details you’d missed the first time. Here’s our pick of ten movies that deserve to be watched twice…

The vast majority of films produced are made purely for money, and this isn’t really all that surprising when cash is still very much considered king in Hollywood. Nevertheless, every now and then a film comes out that commands your attention, engages your senses, and stays with you for quite sometime after it’s finished.

Some call it art, others proclaim it the work of a genius and some, rather more simply, refer to it as a decent film. Either way, it doesn’t really matter how you label them, one simple fact unites them all: some films are so good you have to see them at least twice, whether it’s to understand the complexities of the plot, or just to fully get your head around how good they are. Here are ten films that fall into those categories…

Primer (2004)

Primer, which was made for a reported $7000, was the debut of engineer-turned-filmmaker, Shane Carruth. The film went on to win the Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival in 2007, and is probably one of the only films on this list that you will actually need to see more than twice to fully grasp.

The film itself is concerned with time travel and its implications. However, the crux of the story is based on engineering and invention. Basically, how the process of creating something can sometimes yield unexpected results. In this case, it’s time travel.

The basic premise of the film is concerned with two friends, one of which is played by Carruth, who inadvertently discover how to manipulate the fabric of time. But it quickly gets out of hand as doubles, paradoxes, death and deep philosophical questions ensue.

Ex-engineer and mathematician, Carruth, isn’t afraid of using a bit of jargon either, and as a result, the film’s dialogue is almost as difficult to follow as the plot twists and paradoxes later on.

Nevertheless, this is a brilliant, shining example of just how good independent cinema can actually be. Sure, it’s confusing as hell, but this is exactly what makes the second and third viewing all the more satisfying.

Memento (2000)

Memento is famous for two things: putting Chris Nolan on the map and being confusing.

The plot of the film is simple enough on the surface. A man known as Leonard Shelby is suffering from short-term memory loss and is out to find the people that killed his wife, which kind of sounds like your typical revenge film, right? Wrong.

As soon as the film begins, Nolan has complete control over your senses, dragging you into the hell that is Shelby’s life by forcing you to experience his condition, plight and paranoia firsthand as you inhabit a place where time, faces, relationships and surroundings have absolutely no meaning whatsoever.

The direction and script are amazing, as are the lead performances, courtesy of Guy Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss and Joe Pantoliano.

Memento is terrifying, funny, disturbing and confusing. It raises questions about the nature of reality, our perceptions of it and how grief can affect one’s entire being. It’s also a fine example of just how good, and thoroughly meticulous, Chris Nolan is behind the camera, too.

This film is essential viewing for anyone that hasn’t yet seen it, plus, it’s just as good the second time round too.

Mulholland Drive (2001)

David Lynch is one of the greats when it comes to creating hangover-inducing films. In fact, this top 10 could quite possibly be made up entirely of Lynch films, but that wouldn’t be much fun. So, in the context of this feature, we’ve chosen Mulholland Drive.

Mulholland Drive starts off innocently enough, with Naomi Watts’ wide-eyed country bumpkin character, Betty Elms, taking her first tentative steps into the predictably seedy and profoundly disheartening world of Hollywood acting.

But before the lovely Betty can begin to make a name for herself on the silver screen, she’s sucked into a dark and sinister conspiracy involving a mysterious woman with amnesia, a seedy film director called Adam Kesher and an even more mysterious nightclub called, wait for it, Silencio.

On paper, Mulholland Drive doesn’t sound that complicated or confusing. But it really is/ So much so, that there’s even ten clues written inside the DVD case. But even with these helpful little tidbits of information, Mulholland Drive is still thoroughly taxing on the ol’ gray matter.

But what’s even more bizarre about the film is that it originally started out life as a pilot idea for a TV series. Just imagine what that would have been like. Twin Peaks in Hollywood, anyone?

Overall, Mulholland Drive is as likely to frustrate, as it is to delight, so be warned.

That said, it’s still an amazing piece of cinema and, as an added bonus, it also features possibly one of the greatest scenes ever committed to screen which involves two men, a diner, and something disturbing ‘round back…

12 Monkeys (1995)

If you thought Cormac McCarthy’s vision of the future in his novel, The Road, was pretty grim, trust us, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Compared to the one portrayed in 12 Monkeys, it’s practically a utopia.

Bruce Willis plays James Cole, a convict/survivor from the future, who is sent back in time by the new ruling class of feudalistic Nazi scientists to obtain information about the manmade virus, which wiped out humanity and forced the survivors to live in what can only be described as underground prisons. Needless to say, once he’s arrived, Cole doesn’t fancy going back.

On the whole, 12 Monkeys isn’t overtly complicated, it’s just a very good film and it explores the idea of time travel in a very gritty and unique way. There’s no fancy machines or friendly eccentric doctors. It is pure and unadulterated grimness with more than a few dollops of brutal violence thrown in for good measure.

The casting is brilliant, as is the direction, courtesy of Terry Gilliam. Brad Pitt impresses no end in a role that is probably one of his finest moments to date. Couple this with the finale of the film, which is easily up there with the best of them, and it’s easy to see why many, including us, feel that 12 Monkeys is easily one of the most notable sci-fi films of the last twenty years.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

There isn’t much you can say about Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey that hasn’t already been said a million times. It’s cinematically perfect, moving, and probably one of the finest depictions of the ascent of mankind ever depicted.

If you haven’t seen this film then it should be the first thing you do when you wake up tomorrow. Really.

The only thing that is unfortunate about 2001: A Space Odyssey is that Hollywood no longer makes, or seems to even bother funding, films of this calibre. It’s sort of like comparing Snow Patrol to Led Zeppelin, and then concluding that the former is somehow satisfactory enough, even though it lacks anything near what the latter had over four decades ago. And this, when you think about it, is extremely depressing.

Open Your Eyes (1997)

Open Your Eyes, which was written and directed by Alejandro Amen

The Girl Who Played With Fire review

Thursday, 19 August, 2010

The Girl Who Played With Fire


Stieg Larsson’s phenomenally successful Millennium series gets its second adaptation with The Girl Who Played With Fire. So how does it fare? Rupert finds out…

Back in March of this year, I was sent to cover an adaptation of the first part of Stieg Larsson’s Millennium series, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I remember it well because Mark Kermode sat next to me.

Anyway, at the time, the books were starting to gather momentum, threatening to snowball into the biggest publishing phenomenon since the world went gaga for the moony vampires of Twilight. Six months later and that possibility has become a reality. I must see about three or four people daily, reading the books on crowded buses and tubes around London.

The cinematic version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo left me a bit cold. It was undoubtedly a classy piece of work, with a great central character in Lisbeth Salander and nice flip on the classic ‘genius/sociopathic detective with phlegmatic sidekick’ archetypes.

The Girl Who Played With Fire review

Thursday, 19 August, 2010

The Girl Who Played With Fire


Stieg Larsson’s phenomenally successful Millennium series gets its second adaptation with The Girl Who Played With Fire. So how does it fare? Rupert finds out…

Back in March of this year, I was sent to cover an adaptation of the first part of Stieg Larsson’s Millennium series, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I remember it well because Mark Kermode sat next to me.

Anyway, at the time, the books were starting to gather momentum, threatening to snowball into the biggest publishing phenomenon since the world went gaga for the moony vampires of Twilight. Six months later and that possibility has become a reality. I must see about three or four people daily, reading the books on crowded buses and tubes around London.

The cinematic version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo left me a bit cold. It was undoubtedly a classy piece of work, with a great central character in Lisbeth Salander and nice flip on the classic ‘genius/sociopathic detective with phlegmatic sidekick’ archetypes.

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Friday, 30 July, 2010

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Old People – According to Penn and Teller, America’s seniors are stripped of their dignity thanks to ongoing stereotypes about old people. They investigate the widespread beliefs that old people can’t drive, don’t have sex, and smell bad.

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EIFF 2010: The People Vs George Lucas review

Sunday, 27 June, 2010

George Lucas may have created Star Wars, but for some fans, he ruined the franchise, too. Carl has a look at The People Vs George Lucas, a film which puts the director in the dock…

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Sunday, 27 June, 2010

Tolstoy signing a new will that leaves his work and property to the Russian people. Written by IMDb Editors In 1910, acclaimed Russian novelist Leo Tolstoy, in the later stage of his life, works rather than a writer but as the leader of the Tolstoyan Movement, whose basic tenets are brotherly love and world peace through pacifism, and a denouncement of material wealth and physical love. His chief follower is Vladimir Chertkov, who does whatever he requires to advance the cause.

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Monday, 14 June, 2010

PLOT: Fall Of The Republic documents how an offshore corporate cartel is bankrupting the US economy by design. Leaders are now declaring that world government has arrived and that the dollar will be replaced by a new global currency

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Sunday, 30 May, 2010

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